Sunday, September 21, 2008

Bill, Hillary, Monica, and the Rest

When affairs of Church
Finally mix adultery
With affairs of State
And the two agree mot to separate
No one will be safe
From the combination
Of religion with politics.
A Holy War will be declared
And ploughshares be beaten
Into swords. Methodists
With aplomb will swoop down upon
and bomb the Baptists so as
To obliterate. Baptists could choose
T use Uzis to strafe
Their enemies. Catholics could
Accrue weapons of mass destruction.
Presbyterians could make certain
Of the predestination, by grenades,
Of other denominations

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